LAVERNE COX IS NOW FIFTH BELOW JUSTIN BIEBER AND KATY PERRY ON THE TIMES POLL. PLEASE CONSIDER VOTING HER UP AND VOTING DOWN BIEBER AND PERRY!!! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND TIME IS CRUCIAL!!!!
i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
if Britney got through 2007 and I can get through these next few months
if you tell someone ‘no’ and they respond with “FINE……….” or “guess ill be all alone….” or “its okay im used to having my hopes crushed…….” or any of that guilt-inducing passive aggressive fuckery, cut them straight out of your life because you never deserve to feel bad for setting boundaries or speaking your mind.
single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive
There’s as many atoms in a single molecule of your DNA as there are stars in the typical galaxy. We are, each of us, a little universe.
french weed joke:
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar
This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen